On Your Marks, Get Set...Two More To Go!

Substantiated rumor has it that the end of the world is upon us. And by "upon us", we mean that we still have a couple of more years, but (double negative aside) that's not a good enough reason for NOT panickingBraaaains....

For all you social retards out there, you still have plenty of time to get laid, but we suggest you get going. There's bound to be some sort of mass hysteria towards the latter part of 2012 and you don't want to get caught in that thing, trust us. The next thing you know, you're in a big crowd, getting a**raped by some stranger. Not a pleasant situation, innit?

Now's the time to go have a blastFun!, live your childhood dream and be everything you've ever wantedAdmit it, you always wished a mutant spider would bite you..

In the meantime, have a Happy New Year! You'll be seeing more posts in 2010, as we start exploring the intricate history of the human race so far and the intriguing human behaviour. And some other totally unrelated subjects, too.

Have a good year!