Friday, January 1, 2010

Gracias A Dios Yo No Soy Un Mejicano Este Año!

A simple search on the Internet will reveal that gringos are making a fuss about how Mexicans fear 2010, because they consider correlation inherently implies causation. Or, in other words, no more tacos this year, because in 1810 Spaniards tried to steal the recipe (they still have wet dreams about it), thus causing the Independence War and in 1910 Mexicans fought against each other over how much cheese they should use for tacos whilst still remaining competitive.

Well, OK, that was over-simplified, but you get the picture. Now, what's really got us worried is that

Most recently, Zapatista guerrillas in the poor southern state of Chiapas started a revolt on Jan. 1, 1994, the day the North American Trade Agreement (NAFTA) took effect. A big fear now is that Mexico's drug cartels, responsible for almost 15,000 killings in the past decade, are lending their resources and firepower to emerging guerrilla groups.
Source: Yahoo!/TIME

That sounds bad, doesn't it? Let's read that again, shall we? "Most recently blah blah blah a revolt on Jan. 1, 1994". Wow. The most recent tragic event of large proportions was in 1994 and you're still butthurt about it?

Oh, well... Happy bicentennial, Mexico!

1 comment:

  1. You are sooo mad :)) O sa intri in Cartea Recordurilor ca fiind omul cu cele mai multe bloguri :))

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