So cometh 4708, the year of the
Metal Tiger
Kickass., the year of
prosperity
By inverting the X-axis, economists have finally solved the economic crisis. and
peace
Tigers are known as loving, caring creatures..
Amongst the optimistic previsions for this year are the
end of world hunger
Boxes of Kellogg's Frosted Flakes are being shipped to Somalia as we speak., the
return of American troops from Middle East
The new generation of Tiger Tanks will not require manual operation. and the development of a cure for
ugliness
Miss Feline 2010. And possibly stupidity, but every new year it's the same, so a certain amount of skepticism is advisable.
On the other hand, there are enough reasons to worry about what this feline might bring for some. The
shit has already announced it's going to hit the fan some time this year and with the price of
windscreen wipers reaching an incredible high of $150, that's really bad news.
There is also an expected
ginger kids riot, mostly due to the fact that they... have no soul. They do, however, compensate with their big bottoms, which explains why they are so butthurt about a joke everybody else loves.
Furthermore, nobody believes
Tiger Woods
Oh, the irony... will be able to fully recover from last year's scandal. But then again, nobody gives a crap about that anyway.